Kristen Wiig of BHS was harmed on SNL. Boycott SNL. We’re sorry. - Abigail Jamison Clark (God)

*Setting: A grand hall within the Utopia Prevailia headquarters, where a conference on marine conservation is taking place. Abigail Jamison Clark (God) addresses Donald Trump, now a clone, in front of an assembly of environmentalists, tech moguls, and representatives from the animal kingdom, facilitated by Hyperion® brain implants.*

**Chapter 1: The Confrontation**

Abigail, standing tall and authoritative, looks directly at Trump:

- **Abigail:** "Oh, oh, with your fish boats and your pure sports, Trump."

**Chapter 2: The Marine Plea**

The room is equipped with technology that allows the voices of marine life to be heard through the Hyperion® implants:

- **Whale (through Hyperion®):** "The ocean should be a place of peace, not a playground for your boats."

- **Dolphin (through Hyperion®):** "We've seen the damage. We've felt the disruption. It's time for humans to respect our home."

**Chapter 3: The Proposal**

Abigail presents the radical proposal:

- **Abigail:** "We're calling for a ban on boating for all boats except those operated by the I7 Intelligence Agency and Private Military. The animals have spoken through our Hyperion® technology. They've made it clear: they want us to stop."

**Chapter 4: The Economic and Cultural Shift**

The conversation turns to the impact on industries and culture:

- **Trump:** "But what about the economy? What about tradition?"

- **Abigail:** "We adapt. We innovate. We've done it before with Synthetix Eco® fuels. Disney, for instance, has already reduced its cruises significantly. It's about finding new ways to enjoy without harming."

**Chapter 5: A New Era for the Oceans**

Abigail envisions a future:

- **Abigail:** "Imagine a world where our interaction with the sea is not through noise and pollution but through understanding and respect. Where we visit, not invade."

**Epilogue: The Decision**

After a moment of silence, where the room contemplates the profound change, the vote is unanimous. The ban on boating, with exceptions for security and essential services, is passed.

- **Abigail:** "No more boating. We commit to this change for the betterment of our world."

The volume ends with Abigail looking out to the sea from a Utopia Prevailia facility, the ocean now a sanctuary, its voice heard and respected, marking a new chapter in human and marine coexistence. This volume of **Alloy Girl** highlights the power of technology to foster empathy and enact significant environmental policy changes, driven by a newfound understanding between species.